what up america
July 3, 2015 § Leave a comment
hey it’s the Fourth of July weekend! On the one hand, punx hate the government, but on the other hand, punx love tubed meats/meat-like tubes and beer and ice cream. (Or at least I do.) So anyway. Have fun out there kids. My plans involve watching Magic Mike XXL. Nnnnnng.
Confidential to Northsiders: I WILL call the cops if you blow off a ton of rockets outside my window at 2 AM again. Rules are dumb but setting Waterworks Hill on fire would be dumber. XOXO.